Today I write because I’m in a shit ass shitty mood. And like every person on this planet, I hate … Continue reading TICB: A Creepy Blanket, Shit Mood, Humanity.
You know life is hard. And I know for sure it certainly is hard.
My little guy stopped sleeping through the night, and in his own bed. I know I am to blame but man this Mom stuff is impossible.
Yesterday I get a text Continue reading “TICB: My Kid Pooped.”
My two and a half year old just told me he loves his daddy. Normal. I don’t love him. But … Continue reading TICB: Kids Say The Darnedest Things.
This is why I hate being me some days.
I will have a mood shift in a minute. And before I know it, I am suppressing tears.
Crying is for extreme emotions right?
Not me. The wind could blow the wrong way and I cry. Continue reading “TICB: I Have No Effing Clue”
Today I am crying because: Christmas is coming. It’s July. JULY. And I’m all over here like:
“Wahhhh” Sobbing at my desk at work. Festering and dwelling. Telling the guys in the back as they walk by “Wow my allergies are awful today” ::insert phony laugh:: Yeah… They are not buying that I am sure.
Why? Because these “Christmas in July” sales are getting me thinking about December. And Christmas will be here and I am NOT. NOT NOT NOT NOT. Not at all mentally prepared for the shared custody at Christmas this year. Continue reading “TICB: Christmas”
Seriously. Today I broke down and cried because of Mashed Potatoes. I was at Wegmans and I saw they had boxes of instant mashed potatoes on clearance for $0.76 per box. I picked up 4 boxes. And then out loud I said:
Where the hell will I even keep these. I don’t have a kitchen.
I cried. Standing in the isle, in front of a shopping cart with 4 boxes of mashed potatoes, a 12 pack of Blue lights and Chobani yogurt. Continue reading “(Today I Cried Because)TICB: Mashed Potatoes.”